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so cute! I just want to eat them. The ninjas, not the cookies. I like life. And cannibalism.
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i thought we were more than friends
but you insisted that we weren't
i went to kiss a firefly
but all i got was burnt
i thought my love would never die
wishing on a twinkling star
i went to kiss a firefly
only to find him dead in the jar
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I disagree with whatever it is I just said.
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i thought we were more than friends
but you insisted that we weren't
i went to kiss a firefly
but all i got was burnt
i thought my love would never die
wishing on a twinkling star
i went to kiss a firefly
only to find him dead in the jar
They should really start making gummi ninjas.
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I disagree with whatever it is I just said.
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i thought we were more than friends
but you insisted that we weren't
i went to kiss a firefly
but all i got was burnt
i thought my love would never die
wishing on a twinkling star
i went to kiss a firefly
only to find him dead in the jar
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I disagree with whatever it is I just said.
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I disagree with whatever it is I just said.
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